Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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