wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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