I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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