we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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