After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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