member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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