BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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