I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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