Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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