Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
