I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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