Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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