Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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