I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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