His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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