so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Found the puke drawer
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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