Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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