I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Randomize
