What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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