next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Do vagina's smell?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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