My hand turned me down
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
The chlamydia really affected his face.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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