I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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