Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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