she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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