The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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