I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
one might say we're banned from that church
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Randomize
