508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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