he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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