okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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