Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Are my feet made of real feet?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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