this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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