Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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