just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Randomize
