In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
are you so shy because you have an std?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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