Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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