the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I intend to get homeless drunk
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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