Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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