i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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