I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
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