I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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