I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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