Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Randomize
