everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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