gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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