Dual....:-)
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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