your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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