that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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