i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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