dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Blood and glitter go together right?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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