You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
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