Duck Duck Cougar?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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