Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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